Caught out

9:52:31 PM Dougie: I'm wearing my tightest pair of pants
9:52:37 PM Ben: Ziggy
9:52:39 PM Dougie: for a while I was forbidden by the family from wearing them
9:52:44 PM Ben: what
9:52:46 PM Ben: take them off
9:52:47 PM Ben: right now
9:52:52 PM Ben: I don't even want to think about this
9:52:54 PM Dougie: I thought you'd never ask
9:52:55 PM Dougie: :-*
9:53:01 PM Ben: noooooooooo!