Happy birthday!

It was one year ago today that Botherly got its start. Woo!

The All-Seeing Eye

Dougie (2:22:20): that's not what I'm worrying about, I know I'm not doing anything wrong
Quiggy (2:23:30): then what are you worrying about?
Dougie (2:23:51): it just freaks me out that Google might direct their fearful giant flaming eye at me!
Quiggy (2:25:37): so this is Google?
Dougie (2:25:47): YES
Dougie (2:25:50): minus the evil
Dougie (2:25:56): triple the terror and power

"Very double-jointed"

I'm hyper-extensible; does that turn you on?

Tiger, tiger, burning bright

Quiggy (9:19:07): are you on medical leave for the rest of the school year?
Dougie (9:19:19): not yet, but probably
Quiggy (9:19:48): seriously?
Dougie (9:20:13): NO IT'S AN ELABORATE RUSE I'VE SPENT THE LAST THREE WEEKS IN BORNEO FIGHTING TIGERS

Mmmm Mmmm Baby

Seth (8:57:48): Holy crap Katie Holmes is pregnant
Seth (8:57:53): Tom Cruise being the eventual father
Dougie (8:57:59): yeah
Dougie (8:58:04): poor girl
Seth (8:58:08): That is..crazy
Dougie (8:58:09): she has a demon child in her
Seth (8:58:14): And Tom Cruise is 43..
Seth (8:58:28): Even though he looks like he could be..3..5
Dougie (8:58:29): they're just going to eat the baby you know
Seth (8:59:00): Well..Katie Holmes is..fairly attractive I guess
Dougie (8:59:13): because they're scientologists
Dougie (8:59:22): and a scientologist's favorite food is baby

Snapple + Keyboard = Disaster

Ben (5:10:50): NOOOO
Dougie (5:11:08): ': |
Ben (5:11:12): SNAPPLE...EVEWHE
Ben (5:11:16): ON KEYBOAD
Dougie (5:12:01): keep a lid on it
Ben (5:12:38): I THO6UGHT TH3ER3E WAS
Ben (5:12:44): OH GOD MY K3EYBORAD IS DE3AD
Ben (5:12:56): THE CAPS LOCK LIGHT IS OFF, GODDAMNIT