Tiger, tiger, burning bright

Quiggy (9:19:07): are you on medical leave for the rest of the school year?
Dougie (9:19:19): not yet, but probably
Quiggy (9:19:48): seriously?
Dougie (9:20:13): NO IT'S AN ELABORATE RUSE I'VE SPENT THE LAST THREE WEEKS IN BORNEO FIGHTING TIGERS