Dilf

9:06:43 PM Ben: I'm going to be looking at the gay old man beard porn so much in these next few days

Caught out

9:52:31 PM Dougie: I'm wearing my tightest pair of pants
9:52:37 PM Ben: Ziggy
9:52:39 PM Dougie: for a while I was forbidden by the family from wearing them
9:52:44 PM Ben: what
9:52:46 PM Ben: take them off
9:52:47 PM Ben: right now
9:52:52 PM Ben: I don't even want to think about this
9:52:54 PM Dougie: I thought you'd never ask
9:52:55 PM Dougie: :-*
9:53:01 PM Ben: noooooooooo!

Classic

9:35:19 PM Dougie: RING RING
9:35:53 PM Quiggy: hello?
9:36:08 PM Dougie: Hi is this the lady that washes?
9:36:20 PM Quiggy: No.
9:36:27 PM Dougie: Oh you dirty thing!!
9:36:33 PM Quiggy: ....
9:36:40 PM Dougie: CLICK