Where babies come from (and where they go)

[18:58] Ben: flying pigs carrying bacon and sausage
[18:58] Ben: what is wrong with that
[18:58] Dougie: it's just like storks with babies
[18:59] Ben: no, no it's not
[18:59] Ben: assuming babies are not harvested from stork flesh and then consumed
[18:59] Dougie: exactly like it

I have a reputation to maintain

[20:16] Ben: I need to compile a list of my favorite weapons...
[20:17] Ben: favorite light weapon: sickle, favorite one-handed weapon: flail, favorite two-handed weapon: halberd, favorite exotic weapon: dire flail (barring the spiked chain)
[20:17] Dougie: shut the hell up
[20:17] Ben: at least I didn't explain why each of those is better than all the rest in its category!
[20:18] Dougie: at least I didn't block you
[20:18] Dougie: yet
[20:18] Ben: what did I do?
[20:18] Dougie: make me look worse by association
[20:18] Ben: yeah, I make you look worse...
[20:19] Dougie: uhh
[20:19] Dougie: yeah
[20:19] Dougie: you do
[20:19] Ben: shut up!

He's that friend

[18:13] Ben: I have had it with these motherfucking viruses in my motherfucking throat
[18:13] Dougie: so this afternoon
[18:14] Dougie: I was on the van
[18:14] Dougie: and this girl asked me what kind of friends I had
[18:14] Dougie: and I said, well, they're all pretty varied
[18:15] Dougie: and she asked if any of my friends were crazy
[18:15] Dougie: and first I said, well, define crazy
[18:15] Dougie: and then I thought for a second
[18:16] Dougie: and told her about this one friend of mine who was planning to cultivate bacteria that he gathered to use against the kids who picked on him
[18:17] Dougie: and then everyone in the van started laughing
[18:17] Ben: you know what I hate?
[18:17] Dougie: laws against bestiality?
[18:17] Ben: you
[18:17] Ben: wait there are laws against it?
[18:18] Ben: how...how do they enforce them?

Moon bounce

[22:51] Dougie: that would be a pretty appropriate way for you to die
[22:52] Ben: true
[22:52] Ben: playing in a small child's fun thing

Appreciate the man

I was wasting some time yesterday so I made a userbar for all those who would like to show your support for Botherly. I used the excellent Userbar Maker and this photo.

Use this code (BBCode) if you want to put it in your forum signature (should work for most forum software):
[url=http://botherly.blogspot.com/][img]http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8733/botherlysk5.png[/img][/url]

Use this code (HTML) if you want to put it other places:
<a href="http://botherly.blogspot.com/" target="_blank" title="Botherly: A collection of chatlogs and miscellany"><img src="http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8733/botherlysk5.png" alt="Botherly: A collection of chatlogs and miscellany" /></a>

This is what it should end up being:

Friday nights

10:08:22 PM Ben: ever wear a button down shirt with the top three buttons unbuttoned?
10:08:43 PM Dougie: no
10:08:51 PM Ben: oh my god
10:09:22 PM Ben: it feels like I should be in a dark smoky GAY bar somewhere with a fake Spanish accent saying, "Hello beautiful, would you like a taste...of my wine?"
10:09:45 PM Dougie: that is so you
10:10:01 PM Ben: I just want to die
10:10:12 PM Dougie: why?
10:10:20 PM Ben: because of this look
10:10:23 PM Ben: it is outrageous
10:10:36 PM Dougie: you need some gold chains and a lot more chest hair
10:10:47 PM Dougie: and start smoking cigars
10:11:05 PM Ben: exactly
10:11:09 PM Ben: that would complete the illusion
10:11:17 PM Dougie: illusion?

Lieutenant Video

10:48:43 PM Dougie: so when are you going to have a relative named Tobor?
10:48:53 PM Ben: Tabor and I already do
10:49:00 PM Dougie: no, Tobor
10:49:06 PM Dougie: and s/he will made out of metal
10:49:09 PM Dougie: and be a terrible joke
10:49:11 PM Ben: ...right
10:49:32 PM Dougie: Taber, Tabor, the next step is the mechanical baby Tobor
10:49:41 PM Ben: I don't get it
10:49:47 PM Dougie: reverse it
10:49:54 PM Ben: oh god

I got it in the end

9:18:30 PM Dougie: oh yeah I did say what I meant to
9:18:32 PM Dougie: did not
9:18:35 PM Dougie: jesus chrsit
9:18:38 PM Dougie: GODDAMMIT