Rules of engagement

(9:23:19 PM) Dougie: I learned to fight on the streets
(9:23:34 PM) Rachel: You know where I learned to fight?
(9:23:47 PM) Dougie: mud-wrestling competitions?
(9:24:40 PM) Rachel: Nope
(9:24:42 PM) Rachel: Guess again
(9:25:12 PM) Dougie: sexy sleepover pillow fights?
(9:25:45 PM) Rachel: Nope
(9:26:00 PM) Rachel: But i did learn a little fighting from that
(9:27:00 PM) Dougie: hmm
(9:27:03 PM) Dougie: mosh pits?
(9:27:12 PM) Rachel: Oh yeah
(9:27:20 PM) Rachel: But thats not what I was thinking
(9:27:48 PM) Dougie: in duels for my love?
(9:28:01 PM) Rachel: Oh yeah
(9:28:04 PM) Rachel: Thats it

1993

(10:41:43 PM) Ben: I'm telling you, Norwegian Wood is a Christmas song
(10:42:11 PM) Dougie: you think everything that has to do with wood has to do with Christmas after you got molested by that Macy's Santa Claus that one year

Why would you?

(12:02:10 AM) Gus: i dont want to do anything to jeopardize our... whats a word for relationship that doesnt mean relationship
(12:02:50 AM) Dougie: psychotic teenaged lust dynamic?
(12:03:06 AM) Gus: or ptld for short
(12:03:19 AM) Gus: well i dont wanna do or say anything to jeopardize our ptld

Themes in oration

(9:42:32 PM) Ben:

(21:42:01) Ben:

(21:41:03) Dougie: you need to find something to specialize in
(21:41:11) Ben: evocation
(21:41:31) Dougie: die
(21:41:48) Ben: owned

(21:42:54) Quiggy: okay then

(9:42:37 PM) Ben: he really isn't a great conversationalist
(9:43:12 PM) Dougie: it wasn't that funny
(9:43:18 PM) Ben: oh yes it was
(9:43:25 PM) Dougie: okay then