He's that friend

[18:13] Ben: I have had it with these motherfucking viruses in my motherfucking throat
[18:13] Dougie: so this afternoon
[18:14] Dougie: I was on the van
[18:14] Dougie: and this girl asked me what kind of friends I had
[18:14] Dougie: and I said, well, they're all pretty varied
[18:15] Dougie: and she asked if any of my friends were crazy
[18:15] Dougie: and first I said, well, define crazy
[18:15] Dougie: and then I thought for a second
[18:16] Dougie: and told her about this one friend of mine who was planning to cultivate bacteria that he gathered to use against the kids who picked on him
[18:17] Dougie: and then everyone in the van started laughing
[18:17] Ben: you know what I hate?
[18:17] Dougie: laws against bestiality?
[18:17] Ben: you
[18:17] Ben: wait there are laws against it?
[18:18] Ben: how...how do they enforce them?