The she-devil made me do it

Prayer for deliverance,
originally uploaded by dougward.

(5:59:48 PM) Ben: I better see you tomorrow
(5:59:52 PM) Dougie: probably
(5:59:52 PM) Ben: if I don't
(5:59:59 PM) Ben: it's Rachel's fault
(6:00:00 PM) Ben: again
(6:00:03 PM) Ben: that she-devil
(6:00:03 PM) Dougie: never
(6:00:19 PM) Ben: first she stole my mattress, then she steals my D&D
(6:00:25 PM) Dougie: haha
(6:00:29 PM) Ben: I better see you tomorrow
(6:00:35 PM) Dougie: don't forget she possessed the kite
(6:00:40 PM) Ben: true!
(6:00:44 PM) Ben: that kite is evil!
(6:00:46 PM) Ben: EVIL!!

The udder truth

(5:19:02 PM) Quiggy: I need a cow costume
(5:19:33 PM) Dougie: yes
(5:19:50 PM) Dougie: at least you wouldn't need to buy udders
(5:20:14 PM) Quiggy: ...

Light speed

(4:57:33 PM) Ben: and we all age at the exact same rate!
(4:57:38 PM) Dougie: that's not true
(4:57:39 PM) Dougie: at all
(4:57:56 PM) Ben: yes it is
(4:58:01 PM) Dougie: theory of relativity, bitch
(4:58:11 PM) Ben: "The future is something we all reach at the rate of 60 minutes an hour"
(4:58:14 PM) Ben: oh you are an asshat
(4:58:20 PM) Dougie: I win.
(4:58:23 PM) Ben: don't throw Einstein at me