Light speed

(4:57:33 PM) Ben: and we all age at the exact same rate!
(4:57:38 PM) Dougie: that's not true
(4:57:39 PM) Dougie: at all
(4:57:56 PM) Ben: yes it is
(4:58:01 PM) Dougie: theory of relativity, bitch
(4:58:11 PM) Ben: "The future is something we all reach at the rate of 60 minutes an hour"
(4:58:14 PM) Ben: oh you are an asshat
(4:58:20 PM) Dougie: I win.
(4:58:23 PM) Ben: don't throw Einstein at me