Demands

8:46:21 PM Dougie: "If I were a car, I'd be a Mustang convertible -- fast and topless on demand."
8:46:29 PM Dougie: sorry, had to say it
8:46:32 PM Rachel: Dougie
8:46:47 PM Dougie: it's true, I am both those things!
8:46:57 PM Rachel: At least you didn't want me to say it
8:47:09 PM Dougie: oh no
8:47:14 PM Dougie: never
8:47:15 PM Dougie: actually
8:47:27 PM Rachel: Never?
8:47:31 PM Dougie: well...
8:47:33 PM Dougie: mmh
8:47:34 PM Dougie: no
8:48:09 PM Rachel: Why not?
8:48:17 PM Rachel: Now I want to know
8:48:18 PM Dougie: well...
8:48:25 PM Dougie: mostly the on-demand part
8:48:34 PM Dougie: it's not necessarily my demand
8:48:48 PM Rachel: =-O
8:48:55 PM Dougie: and in the words of The Bug, "stop ogling my woman you horny fanboy bastards!"
8:49:17 PM Rachel: *Gasp*
8:49:21 PM Rachel: Hah hah hah

Maybe it's not poison ivy

7:24:03 PM Ben: I have poison ivy
7:24:20 PM Ben: on my scrotum
7:24:57 PM Dougie: interesting
7:25:08 PM Ben: and it really really sucks
7:25:25 PM Dougie: you're serious?
7:25:44 PM Ben: gods yes!
7:25:53 PM Ben: it's horrible!
7:25:56 PM Dougie: hahaha
7:25:59 PM Dougie: awesome
7:26:04 PM Ben: I have it everywhere!
7:26:16 PM Ben: on my legs, really bad on my arm, on my neck, even on my eyelids
7:26:57 PM Dougie: what were you doing?
7:27:07 PM Ben: playing with dogs
7:27:15 PM Dougie: ...scrotum?
7:27:18 PM Ben: and then touching various parts of my body
7:27:20 PM Dougie: "playing"?
7:27:34 PM Ben: oh come on
7:27:45 PM Dougie: ': |
7:28:03 PM Ben: I touched them after they were running around outside through the poison ivy then I scrached myself or something
7:28:12 PM Dougie: dude...
7:28:24 PM Dougie: homosexual bestiality is all right for some but it freaks me right out
7:28:32 PM Ben: ha ha ha ha
7:28:42 PM Ben: I'm assuming that's an Overcompensating reference?
7:28:46 PM Dougie: yeah
7:28:50 PM Ben: good
7:28:53 PM Dougie: and it's so, so suitable
7:29:17 PM Ben: you're worse than Gus
7:29:26 PM Dougie: how's that?
7:29:45 PM Ben: I can't say anything to him without being yelled at or having him make a comment about me and my dogs
7:29:53 PM Dougie: well, dude
7:29:55 PM Dougie: c'mon
7:30:10 PM Dougie: "I have poison ivy on my scrotum ... I was playing with my dogs"
7:30:17 PM Dougie: how is that supposed to sound!?

Loathsome bug

Mt. McLargeHuge bug
Originally uploaded by dougward.

This is starting to annoy the hell out of me.

September 4th: It looks like it has been fixed, don't know when exactly.

I know the difference

3:55:52 PM Ben: 1-8 on Wednesday
3:55:54 PM Ben: par-tay
3:56:20 PM Dougie: like, "par-tay" par-tay?
3:56:29 PM Dougie: or par-tay par-tay?
3:56:44 PM Dougie: or even par-tay par-tay?
3:56:53 PM Ben: it's a par-tay par-tay
3:56:57 PM Dougie: ahhhh