Maybe it's not poison ivy

7:24:03 PM Ben: I have poison ivy
7:24:20 PM Ben: on my scrotum
7:24:57 PM Dougie: interesting
7:25:08 PM Ben: and it really really sucks
7:25:25 PM Dougie: you're serious?
7:25:44 PM Ben: gods yes!
7:25:53 PM Ben: it's horrible!
7:25:56 PM Dougie: hahaha
7:25:59 PM Dougie: awesome
7:26:04 PM Ben: I have it everywhere!
7:26:16 PM Ben: on my legs, really bad on my arm, on my neck, even on my eyelids
7:26:57 PM Dougie: what were you doing?
7:27:07 PM Ben: playing with dogs
7:27:15 PM Dougie: ...scrotum?
7:27:18 PM Ben: and then touching various parts of my body
7:27:20 PM Dougie: "playing"?
7:27:34 PM Ben: oh come on
7:27:45 PM Dougie: ': |
7:28:03 PM Ben: I touched them after they were running around outside through the poison ivy then I scrached myself or something
7:28:12 PM Dougie: dude...
7:28:24 PM Dougie: homosexual bestiality is all right for some but it freaks me right out
7:28:32 PM Ben: ha ha ha ha
7:28:42 PM Ben: I'm assuming that's an Overcompensating reference?
7:28:46 PM Dougie: yeah
7:28:50 PM Ben: good
7:28:53 PM Dougie: and it's so, so suitable
7:29:17 PM Ben: you're worse than Gus
7:29:26 PM Dougie: how's that?
7:29:45 PM Ben: I can't say anything to him without being yelled at or having him make a comment about me and my dogs
7:29:53 PM Dougie: well, dude
7:29:55 PM Dougie: c'mon
7:30:10 PM Dougie: "I have poison ivy on my scrotum ... I was playing with my dogs"
7:30:17 PM Dougie: how is that supposed to sound!?