No, seriously

(6:47:17 PM) Dougie: does oak burn hotter than maple?
(6:47:23 PM) Quiggy: no idea
(6:47:31 PM) Dougie: I suggest you test
(6:49:13 PM) Dougie: would you steal someone's parakeet for me?
(6:49:45 PM) Quiggy: no
(6:49:49 PM) Dougie: aw
(6:49:57 PM) Quiggy: why are you asking about burning temperatures and parakeets?
(6:50:10 PM) Dougie: they are totally unrelated