Friday nights

10:08:22 PM Ben: ever wear a button down shirt with the top three buttons unbuttoned?
10:08:43 PM Dougie: no
10:08:51 PM Ben: oh my god
10:09:22 PM Ben: it feels like I should be in a dark smoky GAY bar somewhere with a fake Spanish accent saying, "Hello beautiful, would you like a taste...of my wine?"
10:09:45 PM Dougie: that is so you
10:10:01 PM Ben: I just want to die
10:10:12 PM Dougie: why?
10:10:20 PM Ben: because of this look
10:10:23 PM Ben: it is outrageous
10:10:36 PM Dougie: you need some gold chains and a lot more chest hair
10:10:47 PM Dougie: and start smoking cigars
10:11:05 PM Ben: exactly
10:11:09 PM Ben: that would complete the illusion
10:11:17 PM Dougie: illusion?