Wildlife preservation

6:57:33 PM Gus: while walking from my bus stop to my house, i found a baby snapping turtle
6:57:46 PM Dougie: what did you do with it?
6:58:11 PM Gus: i was gonna keep him, until i realized that they live 30 - 40 years and require hundreds of dollars in upkeep
6:58:37 PM Dougie: so I assume you swallowed it whole, as would any reasonable person
6:59:01 PM Gus: of course
6:59:52 PM Gus: hes so cute
7:00:02 PM Dougie: heh
7:02:46 PM Dougie: what are you going to do with him?
7:03:10 PM Gus: i dont wanna spend the hundreds on him
7:03:17 PM Gus: so i guess ill let him go
7:03:51 PM Dougie: I think you should attach a love letter to him and throw him through the window of the house that a girl you like lives in
7:04:04 PM Gus: wow
7:04:20 PM Dougie: you were thinking the same thing?
7:04:30 PM Gus: no your just crazy
7:04:35 PM Dougie: oh, that

Not having any serious purpose or value

8:03:02 PM Ben: it's a game, it's not frivolous
8:03:06 PM Dougie: dude
8:03:07 PM Dougie: games
8:03:09 PM Ben: I'm not going to be talking Wall Street with him or something
8:03:15 PM Dougie: are by definition
8:03:19 PM Dougie: frivolous
8:03:36 PM Ben: the definition of game is not something frivolous
8:03:47 PM Dougie: yeah it pretty much is
8:04:00 PM Dougie: if it wasn't
8:04:02 PM Dougie: it would be work
8:04:14 PM Ben: it's something amusing, not necessarily frivolous
8:04:30 PM Dougie: name me a game that isn't frivolous
8:04:46 PM Ben: Old Maid
8:04:56 PM Dougie: you can't do it can you
8:05:24 PM Ben: Old Maid, dude!
8:05:28 PM Ben: game is dead serious
8:05:39 PM Dougie: yeah, I win
8:05:43 PM Ben: yeah...
8:05:51 PM Ben: I wouldn't call D&D frivolous
8:05:56 PM Ben: not worth anything in the real world
8:05:58 PM Ben: but not frivolous
8:06:01 PM Dougie: dude
8:06:02 PM Dougie: again
8:06:09 PM Dougie: that's kind of the definition
8:06:12 PM Dougie: of frivolous
8:06:15 PM Ben: yyyyeah maybe

Punch it

The previous post was the hundredth to be posted to this humble blog. Not to commemorate it so much as it was done out of a complete lack of life, Quiggy totaled up the percentage that various people have been involved in this grand enterprise.

• Doug: 92.7%
• Ben: 26%
• Quiggy: 22.9%
• Spork: 7.3%
• Seth: 3.1%
• Gabo: 2.1%
• Ransom: 1%
• Emma: 1%
• Sonja: 1%
• Caitlin 1%
• Gus 1%

9:18:20 PM Ben: ok now for my acceptance speech for being in over a quarter of Botherly's posts
9:19:00 PM Ben: "I'd like to thank the fine makers of Snapple for making such a keyboard-destroying and easy to spill beverage and everyone who inspired my blind, incoherent fury"

Aiight let's keep this thing moving on!

Padding

8:10:52 PM Ben: I feel so protected when I wear a cup
8:10:57 PM Ben: shame it's so uncomfortable
8:11:08 PM Ben: because it protects like a beast and makes my package look huge
8:11:23 PM Dougie: some of us don't need the extra help
8:12:01 PM Ben: mnyeh mnyeh mnyeh mnyeh

Just me, I guess

9:38:32 PM Dougie: are you ever struck with the urge to smash your forehead against your keyboard as hard as you possibly can?
9:38:52 PM Ben: not...particularly
9:38:56 PM Dougie: oh
9:39:03 PM Dougie: ...me either
9:39:12 PM Ben: right...