Refer to "Masochism"

(5:51:32 PM) Quiggy: I like masterwork studded leather
(5:51:39 PM) Quiggy: +3 AC, -0 Armor Check
(5:52:17 PM) Dougie: I like studded leather too
(5:52:21 PM) Dougie: for different reasons

Masochism

No, seriously

(6:47:17 PM) Dougie: does oak burn hotter than maple?
(6:47:23 PM) Quiggy: no idea
(6:47:31 PM) Dougie: I suggest you test
(6:49:13 PM) Dougie: would you steal someone's parakeet for me?
(6:49:45 PM) Quiggy: no
(6:49:49 PM) Dougie: aw
(6:49:57 PM) Quiggy: why are you asking about burning temperatures and parakeets?
(6:50:10 PM) Dougie: they are totally unrelated

A month later

(9:23:53 AM) Dougie: oh, so you know how I told you about that dude with the "True Wood for your True Love" sign?
(9:24:12 AM) Ben: no...
(9:24:26 AM) Dougie: there's this furniture store pretty close to my house
(9:24:42 AM) Dougie: it sells like plain pine furniture without varnish and paint and stuff
(9:24:49 AM) Dougie: and on VD they put that sign up
(9:24:54 AM) Dougie: and it's still up!
(9:24:55 AM) Ben: heh...VD
(9:25:14 AM) Dougie: every time I drive past that I start laughing
(9:25:30 AM) Ben: awesome

Now with photographic proof!