Mumbles

I have squandered my resistance for a pocketful of mumbles, such are promises.

Mwahaha/Wheee! 

Thanks be to Quiggy 

AAIGH! 

Rhymemaster Dougie!

(14:09:59) Dougie: There once was a boy named Ben
Who lived quite near a glen
There were some sheep
And while they were asleep
He scored a perfect ten!
(14:10:10) Ben: ha ha ha ha
(14:10:14) Ben: that's brilliant

I'm a monster! 

Hello to you too 

Mmmm Mmmm Womble 

Discworld MUD 2 

Discworld MUD 

*Sigh*

I'm so lonely.

Ben is getting to feel up girls, and what do I get?

Nuffing, that's what.

I need somebody to love...

Send:

• Lawyers
• Guns
• Money

It's not?

(18:58:14) Quiggy: got any good Firefox extensions?
(18:58:29) Dougie: I sure do
(18:58:31) Dougie: in my pants!
(18:58:37) Quiggy: ack!
(18:58:40) Dougie: wait...
(18:58:42) Quiggy: that's not what I meant!
(18:58:46) Dougie: I'm not wearing pants
(18:58:48) Dougie: never mind

Quotable Quig

(19:36:33) Quiggy: I'm prepared to base my entire novel around the line "He was a dark and swarthy knight."

(20:25:25) Quiggy: PEANUT BUTTER!!!!
(20:25:40) Dougie: hey... have you been at my peanut butter?!
(20:25:51) Dougie: 'cos if you have...
(20:25:55) Quiggy: nope, just Spork's
(20:26:13) Dougie: feck off
(20:26:22) Quiggy: I'll feck you
(20:27:29) Dougie: maybe later
(20:27:35) Quiggy: ok
(20:27:55) Quiggy: what's your address again?

Tip: Look for the Zipper

19:10:16 Dougie: did you know that I'm Billy Idol in a suit?
19:11:10 Quiggy: no, I didn't know that
19:11:14 Dougie: huh
19:11:19 Quiggy: are you sure?
19:11:24 Quiggy: yeah
19:11:28 Quiggy: you'll need to make it clearer next time
19:11:33 Dougie: I'll do that

Eek!

Candy Crowley frightens me!

Jack Mackerel

Ingredients: Mackerel, Salt, and Water

In Memoriam

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