Nokia must die

(13:53:37) Dougie: I think I just blew out a vein in my neck
(13:53:51) Quiggy: me too
(13:58:10) Dougie: ...
(13:58:32) Quiggy: is its mouth ejaculating??
(13:59:07) Dougie: I... don't... WANT... to know
(13:59:24) Dougie: does he have a gold tooth!?
(13:59:37) Quiggy: apparently
(14:00:21) Dougie: oh no I spilled my drugs!
(14:00:33) Quiggy: hahahaha
(14:02:18) Dougie: elevator doors of DOOM
(14:02:49) Quiggy: *holds gun to head*
(14:02:53) Quiggy: *pulls trigger*
(14:03:01) Dougie: run children run!
(14:03:02) Quiggy: *loads gun*
(14:03:04) Quiggy: *tries again*
(14:03:14) Quiggy: OH GOD!
(14:03:19) Quiggy: IT'S JACKO!
(14:04:22) Dougie: yes, right there Billy
(14:04:35) Quiggy: ...
(14:05:18) Dougie: oh god
(14:05:33) Quiggy: IT BURNS!!!!!
(14:06:51) Dougie: police lineup
(14:07:04) Quiggy: Tittaho???
(14:07:07) Quiggy: TITTAHO???
(14:07:18) Dougie: change it to tittava
(14:08:48) Dougie: serious case of lice
(14:09:02) Quiggy: hahahaha
(14:09:16) Quiggy: send that in to Dave as a Brain Takeover Alert
(14:09:25) Dougie: you can
(14:09:57) Dougie: I think those 'shrooms were bad
(14:10:09) Quiggy: hahahaha
(14:10:58) Dougie: save our souls
(14:11:24) Quiggy: you call that SHOW TEETH?
(14:13:38) Dougie: holy shit
(14:13:56) Quiggy: double-ewe tee eff?
(14:14:23) Dougie: it's just a jump to the left!
(14:14:36) Quiggy: indeed
(14:14:53) Quiggy: were these all done in Mario Paint or something?
(14:15:09) Dougie: [no comment]
(14:15:25) Quiggy: I'm gonna have nightmares
(14:16:44) Dougie: I... oh, god!
(14:17:01) Quiggy: make it stop
(14:17:03) Quiggy: !
(14:17:14) Dougie: I can't!!!!!!!!
(14:17:30) Quiggy: please tell me these were drawn by a hobo!
(14:17:42) Dougie: shiny white!
(14:17:54) Quiggy: OH MY GOD!
(14:18:19) Dougie: he's sucking out my sooooooooooul!