Botherly

Who's on first?

2007-02-01T16:45:00.000-05:00

4:35:59 PM Ben: hey
4:36:12 PM Dougie: howdy
4:36:21 PM Ben: what's up?
4:36:36 PM Dougie: downloading Talladega Nights
4:36:38 PM Dougie: you?
4:37:23 PM Ben: Talladega Nights?
4:37:25 PM Ben: you disgust me
4:37:41 PM Dougie: it's not like I'm spending money on it
4:37:50 PM Ben: still
4:38:08 PM Dougie: and at least I've gotten to second base
4:38:17 PM Ben: what?
4:38:21 PM Ben: where did that come from?
4:38:27 PM Dougie: left field

Guitar Heroism

2006-12-02T12:37:00.000-05:00

[12:35] Ben: so soon your guitar demise will be at hand
[12:35] Ben: sadly I have to go...but if I didn't rest assured that I would be practicing right now
[12:35] Dougie: right
[12:35] Dougie: bye
[12:35] Ben: one day and one day soon I shall blow you away with my masterful licks
[12:35] Dougie: hahahahaha
[12:35] Ben: coupled with the awesome goodness of my dancing skills
[12:36] Dougie: you're going to blow me
[12:36] Dougie: with licks
[12:36] Ben: I HATE YOU SO MUCH
[12:36] Meebo Message: Ben is offline

Dilf

2006-11-15T21:16:00.000-05:00

9:06:43 PM Ben: I'm going to be looking at the gay old man beard porn so much in these next few days

Caught out

2006-11-09T22:19:00.000-05:00

9:52:31 PM Dougie: I'm wearing my tightest pair of pants
9:52:37 PM Ben: Ziggy
9:52:39 PM Dougie: for a while I was forbidden by the family from wearing them
9:52:44 PM Ben: what
9:52:46 PM Ben: take them off
9:52:47 PM Ben: right now
9:52:52 PM Ben: I don't even want to think about this
9:52:54 PM Dougie: I thought you'd never ask
9:52:55 PM Dougie: :-*
9:53:01 PM Ben: noooooooooo!

Classic

2006-11-02T21:40:00.000-05:00

9:35:19 PM Dougie: RING RING
9:35:53 PM Quiggy: hello?
9:36:08 PM Dougie: Hi is this the lady that washes?
9:36:20 PM Quiggy: No.
9:36:27 PM Dougie: Oh you dirty thing!!
9:36:33 PM Quiggy: ....
9:36:40 PM Dougie: CLICK

Another one bites the dust

2006-10-30T21:43:00.000-05:00

Year, that is. Yes, it's Botherly's third birthday. There's been laughs and tears and bile and sweat, it's been good.

Where babies come from (and where they go)

2006-09-30T18:06:00.000-05:00

[18:58] Ben: flying pigs carrying bacon and sausage
[18:58] Ben: what is wrong with that
[18:58] Dougie: it's just like storks with babies
[18:59] Ben: no, no it's not
[18:59] Ben: assuming babies are not harvested from stork flesh and then consumed
[18:59] Dougie: exactly like it

I have a reputation to maintain

2006-09-23T19:58:00.000-05:00

[20:16] Ben: I need to compile a list of my favorite weapons...
[20:17] Ben: favorite light weapon: sickle, favorite one-handed weapon: flail, favorite two-handed weapon: halberd, favorite exotic weapon: dire flail (barring the spiked chain)
[20:17] Dougie: shut the hell up
[20:17] Ben: at least I didn't explain why each of those is better than all the rest in its category!
[20:18] Dougie: at least I didn't block you
[20:18] Dougie: yet
[20:18] Ben: what did I do?
[20:18] Dougie: make me look worse by association
[20:18] Ben: yeah, I make you look worse...
[20:19] Dougie: uhh
[20:19] Dougie: yeah
[20:19] Dougie: you do
[20:19] Ben: shut up!

He's that friend

2006-09-22T17:32:00.000-05:00

[18:13] Ben: I have had it with these motherfucking viruses in my motherfucking throat
[18:13] Dougie: so this afternoon
[18:14] Dougie: I was on the van
[18:14] Dougie: and this girl asked me what kind of friends I had
[18:14] Dougie: and I said, well, they're all pretty varied
[18:15] Dougie: and she asked if any of my friends were crazy
[18:15] Dougie: and first I said, well, define crazy
[18:15] Dougie: and then I thought for a second
[18:16] Dougie: and told her about this one friend of mine who was planning to cultivate bacteria that he gathered to use against the kids who picked on him
[18:17] Dougie: and then everyone in the van started laughing
[18:17] Ben: you know what I hate?
[18:17] Dougie: laws against bestiality?
[18:17] Ben: you
[18:17] Ben: wait there are laws against it?
[18:18] Ben: how...how do they enforce them?

Moon bounce

2006-09-16T22:01:00.000-05:00

[22:51] Dougie: that would be a pretty appropriate way for you to die
[22:52] Ben: true
[22:52] Ben: playing in a small child's fun thing

Appreciate the man

2006-09-11T08:52:00.000-05:00

I was wasting some time yesterday so I made a userbar for all those who would like to show your support for Botherly. I used the excellent Userbar Maker and this photo.

Use this code (BBCode) if you want to put it in your forum signature (should work for most forum software):

Use this code (HTML) if you want to put it other places:

This is what it should end up being:

Friday nights

2006-09-07T21:13:00.000-05:00

10:08:22 PM Ben: ever wear a button down shirt with the top three buttons unbuttoned?
10:08:43 PM Dougie: no
10:08:51 PM Ben: oh my god
10:09:22 PM Ben: it feels like I should be in a dark smoky GAY bar somewhere with a fake Spanish accent saying, "Hello beautiful, would you like a taste...of my wine?"
10:09:45 PM Dougie: that is so you
10:10:01 PM Ben: I just want to die
10:10:12 PM Dougie: why?
10:10:20 PM Ben: because of this look
10:10:23 PM Ben: it is outrageous
10:10:36 PM Dougie: you need some gold chains and a lot more chest hair
10:10:47 PM Dougie: and start smoking cigars
10:11:05 PM Ben: exactly
10:11:09 PM Ben: that would complete the illusion
10:11:17 PM Dougie: illusion?

Lieutenant Video

2006-09-02T21:53:00.000-05:00

10:48:43 PM Dougie: so when are you going to have a relative named Tobor?
10:48:53 PM Ben: Tabor and I already do
10:49:00 PM Dougie: no, Tobor
10:49:06 PM Dougie: and s/he will made out of metal
10:49:09 PM Dougie: and be a terrible joke
10:49:11 PM Ben: ...right
10:49:32 PM Dougie: Taber, Tabor, the next step is the mechanical baby Tobor
10:49:41 PM Ben: I don't get it
10:49:47 PM Dougie: reverse it
10:49:54 PM Ben: oh god

I got it in the end

2006-09-02T20:22:00.000-05:00

9:18:30 PM Dougie: oh yeah I did say what I meant to
9:18:32 PM Dougie: did not
9:18:35 PM Dougie: jesus chrsit
9:18:38 PM Dougie: GODDAMMIT

Wildlife preservation

2006-08-30T18:08:00.000-05:00

6:57:33 PM Gus: while walking from my bus stop to my house, i found a baby snapping turtle
6:57:46 PM Dougie: what did you do with it?
6:58:11 PM Gus: i was gonna keep him, until i realized that they live 30 - 40 years and require hundreds of dollars in upkeep
6:58:37 PM Dougie: so I assume you swallowed it whole, as would any reasonable person
6:59:01 PM Gus: of course
6:59:52 PM Gus: hes so cute
7:00:02 PM Dougie: heh
7:02:46 PM Dougie: what are you going to do with him?
7:03:10 PM Gus: i dont wanna spend the hundreds on him
7:03:17 PM Gus: so i guess ill let him go
7:03:51 PM Dougie: I think you should attach a love letter to him and throw him through the window of the house that a girl you like lives in
7:04:04 PM Gus: wow
7:04:20 PM Dougie: you were thinking the same thing?
7:04:30 PM Gus: no your just crazy
7:04:35 PM Dougie: oh, that

Not having any serious purpose or value

2006-08-28T19:10:00.000-05:00

8:03:02 PM Ben: it's a game, it's not frivolous
8:03:06 PM Dougie: dude
8:03:07 PM Dougie: games
8:03:09 PM Ben: I'm not going to be talking Wall Street with him or something
8:03:15 PM Dougie: are by definition
8:03:19 PM Dougie: frivolous
8:03:36 PM Ben: the definition of game is not something frivolous
8:03:47 PM Dougie: yeah it pretty much is
8:04:00 PM Dougie: if it wasn't
8:04:02 PM Dougie: it would be work
8:04:14 PM Ben: it's something amusing, not necessarily frivolous
8:04:30 PM Dougie: name me a game that isn't frivolous
8:04:46 PM Ben: Old Maid
8:04:56 PM Dougie: you can't do it can you
8:05:24 PM Ben: Old Maid, dude!
8:05:28 PM Ben: game is dead serious
8:05:39 PM Dougie: yeah, I win
8:05:43 PM Ben: yeah...
8:05:51 PM Ben: I wouldn't call D&D frivolous
8:05:56 PM Ben: not worth anything in the real world
8:05:58 PM Ben: but not frivolous
8:06:01 PM Dougie: dude
8:06:02 PM Dougie: again
8:06:09 PM Dougie: that's kind of the definition
8:06:12 PM Dougie: of frivolous
8:06:15 PM Ben: yyyyeah maybe

Punch it

2006-08-26T20:26:00.000-05:00

The previous post was the hundredth to be posted to this humble blog. Not to commemorate it so much as it was done out of a complete lack of life, Quiggy totaled up the percentage that various people have been involved in this grand enterprise.

Doug: 92.7%
Ben: 26%
Quiggy: 22.9%
Spork: 7.3%
Seth: 3.1%
Gabo: 2.1%
Ransom: 1%
Emma: 1%
Sonja: 1%
Caitlin 1%
Gus 1%

9:18:20 PM Ben: ok now for my acceptance speech for being in over a quarter of Botherly's posts
9:19:00 PM Ben: "I'd like to thank the fine makers of Snapple for making such a keyboard-destroying and easy to spill beverage and everyone who inspired my blind, incoherent fury"

Aiight let's keep this thing moving on!

Padding

2006-08-26T19:15:00.000-05:00

8:10:52 PM Ben: I feel so protected when I wear a cup
8:10:57 PM Ben: shame it's so uncomfortable
8:11:08 PM Ben: because it protects like a beast and makes my package look huge
8:11:23 PM Dougie: some of us don't need the extra help
8:12:01 PM Ben: mnyeh mnyeh mnyeh mnyeh

Just me, I guess

2006-08-22T20:45:00.000-05:00

9:38:32 PM Dougie: are you ever struck with the urge to smash your forehead against your keyboard as hard as you possibly can?
9:38:52 PM Ben: not...particularly
9:38:56 PM Dougie: oh
9:39:03 PM Dougie: ...me either
9:39:12 PM Ben: right...

That would be appropriate

2006-07-29T15:28:00.000-05:00

4:25:26 PM Dougie: A modest-yet-impressive tower of sparks shoots into the air behind you. A stray spark flutters in an impossible arc and lands square on your space helmet, which is not only not fire-resistant, but was specifically designed to be as flammable as possible for reasons you will never have the chance to learn. In mere milliseconds, you become a chia pet of flames and burning agony.
4:26:39 PM Quiggy: what is this, the Metroid MUD?

Well, hello there

2006-07-07T20:03:00.000-05:00

How are you doin'?

The she-devil made me do it

2006-06-29T17:07:00.000-05:00

Prayer for deliverance,
originally uploaded by dougward.

(5:59:48 PM) Ben: I better see you tomorrow
(5:59:52 PM) Dougie: probably
(5:59:52 PM) Ben: if I don't
(5:59:59 PM) Ben: it's Rachel's fault
(6:00:00 PM) Ben: again
(6:00:03 PM) Ben: that she-devil
(6:00:03 PM) Dougie: never
(6:00:19 PM) Ben: first she stole my mattress, then she steals my D&D
(6:00:25 PM) Dougie: haha
(6:00:29 PM) Ben: I better see you tomorrow
(6:00:35 PM) Dougie: don't forget she possessed the kite
(6:00:40 PM) Ben: true!
(6:00:44 PM) Ben: that kite is evil!
(6:00:46 PM) Ben: EVIL!!

The udder truth

2006-06-29T16:26:00.000-05:00

(5:19:02 PM) Quiggy: I need a cow costume
(5:19:33 PM) Dougie: yes
(5:19:50 PM) Dougie: at least you wouldn't need to buy udders
(5:20:14 PM) Quiggy: ...

Light speed

2006-06-13T16:03:00.000-05:00

(4:57:33 PM) Ben: and we all age at the exact same rate!
(4:57:38 PM) Dougie: that's not true
(4:57:39 PM) Dougie: at all
(4:57:56 PM) Ben: yes it is
(4:58:01 PM) Dougie: theory of relativity, bitch
(4:58:11 PM) Ben: "The future is something we all reach at the rate of 60 minutes an hour"
(4:58:14 PM) Ben: oh you are an asshat
(4:58:20 PM) Dougie: I win.
(4:58:23 PM) Ben: don't throw Einstein at me

Agreed

2006-05-25T18:10:00.000-05:00

(7:04:39 PM) Dougie: I wish you were Jodie Foster
(7:04:46 PM) Ben: me too, me too

Rules of engagement

2006-04-17T20:30:00.000-05:00

(9:23:19 PM) Dougie: I learned to fight on the streets
(9:23:34 PM) Rachel: You know where I learned to fight?
(9:23:47 PM) Dougie: mud-wrestling competitions?
(9:24:40 PM) Rachel: Nope
(9:24:42 PM) Rachel: Guess again
(9:25:12 PM) Dougie: sexy sleepover pillow fights?
(9:25:45 PM) Rachel: Nope
(9:26:00 PM) Rachel: But i did learn a little fighting from that
(9:27:00 PM) Dougie: hmm
(9:27:03 PM) Dougie: mosh pits?
(9:27:12 PM) Rachel: Oh yeah
(9:27:20 PM) Rachel: But thats not what I was thinking
(9:27:48 PM) Dougie: in duels for my love?
(9:28:01 PM) Rachel: Oh yeah
(9:28:04 PM) Rachel: Thats it

1993

2006-04-14T21:47:00.000-05:00

(10:41:43 PM) Ben: I'm telling you, Norwegian Wood is a Christmas song
(10:42:11 PM) Dougie: you think everything that has to do with wood has to do with Christmas after you got molested by that Macy's Santa Claus that one year

Why would you?

2006-04-11T23:06:00.000-05:00

(12:02:10 AM) Gus: i dont want to do anything to jeopardize our... whats a word for relationship that doesnt mean relationship
(12:02:50 AM) Dougie: psychotic teenaged lust dynamic?
(12:03:06 AM) Gus: or ptld for short
(12:03:19 AM) Gus: well i dont wanna do or say anything to jeopardize our ptld

Themes in oration

2006-04-05T20:47:00.000-05:00

(9:42:32 PM) Ben:

(21:42:01) Ben:
(21:41:03) Dougie: you need to find something to specialize in
(21:41:11) Ben: evocation
(21:41:31) Dougie: die
(21:41:48) Ben: owned
(21:42:54) Quiggy: okay then

(9:42:37 PM) Ben: he really isn't a great conversationalist
(9:43:12 PM) Dougie: it wasn't that funny
(9:43:18 PM) Ben: oh yes it was
(9:43:25 PM) Dougie: okay then

Refer to "Masochism"

2006-03-30T17:55:00.000-05:00

(5:51:32 PM) Quiggy: I like masterwork studded leather
(5:51:39 PM) Quiggy: +3 AC, -0 Armor Check
(5:52:17 PM) Dougie: I like studded leather too
(5:52:21 PM) Dougie: for different reasons

Masochism

No, seriously

2006-03-20T18:52:00.000-05:00

(6:47:17 PM) Dougie: does oak burn hotter than maple?
(6:47:23 PM) Quiggy: no idea
(6:47:31 PM) Dougie: I suggest you test
(6:49:13 PM) Dougie: would you steal someone's parakeet for me?
(6:49:45 PM) Quiggy: no
(6:49:49 PM) Dougie: aw
(6:49:57 PM) Quiggy: why are you asking about burning temperatures and parakeets?
(6:50:10 PM) Dougie: they are totally unrelated

A month later

2006-03-19T09:29:00.000-05:00

(9:23:53 AM) Dougie: oh, so you know how I told you about that dude with the "True Wood for your True Love" sign?
(9:24:12 AM) Ben: no...
(9:24:26 AM) Dougie: there's this furniture store pretty close to my house
(9:24:42 AM) Dougie: it sells like plain pine furniture without varnish and paint and stuff
(9:24:49 AM) Dougie: and on VD they put that sign up
(9:24:54 AM) Dougie: and it's still up!
(9:24:55 AM) Ben: heh...VD
(9:25:14 AM) Dougie: every time I drive past that I start laughing
(9:25:30 AM) Ben: awesome

Now with photographic proof!

Umbilical Moonrise

2006-02-09T23:12:00.000-05:00

11:09:13 PM Seth: You and your words
11:09:19 PM Doug: hmm?
11:09:28 PM Seth: Nostligicismitcist
11:09:54 PM Doug: ...is that like the sandman?
11:10:00 PM Seth: lol
11:10:01 PM Seth: Don't know
11:10:05 PM Doug: only instead of spreading sleep he spreads nostalgia
11:10:10 PM Seth: XD

Roll your survival check

2006-01-09T17:34:00.000-05:00

2:22:56 PM Quiggy: oops, I just killed the village idiot
2:23:00 PM Doug: hahaha
2:23:05 PM Doug: way to go, Darwin
2:23:28 PM Quiggy: CHAINSAW OF NATURAL SELECTION
2:23:35 PM Doug: exactly
2:23:39 PM Quiggy: or in my case, lance of natural selection

I don't know

2005-12-28T23:02:00.000-05:00

10:27:51 PM Caitlin: and now nothing is said because there is nothing to say
10:28:34 PM Doug: but is it ever a case of having nothing to say or merely having a context in which words themselves are unnecessary?
10:29:21 PM Caitlin: I believe words are unnecessary
10:31:14 PM Doug: but again we must ask: is it because we are at a level where the merest action or inaction, verbal or otherwise, transcends any mundane spoken language to be received as pure communication, or are we just tired?
10:31:26 PM Caitlin: I'd like to believe the first one
10:31:27 PM Doug: and I must ask myself: am I making any sense?
10:31:33 PM Caitlin: you are
10:31:49 PM Doug: that is amazing unto a level which I have never seen
10:33:36 PM Caitlin: well, many things can be amazing unto an level unseen before, understanding twisting logic is just one of them
10:34:54 PM Doug: or demented ramblings which manage to match the same frequency of logic but are understandable only in a world that is unknowable by sane men and is ruled by non-Euclidean geometry and nightmarish beings
10:35:08 PM Doug: but I could be wrong
10:35:31 PM Caitlin: now you're just having fun with messing with my mind
10:38:02 PM Doug: it is entirely possible: my motivations run in the currents of my subconscious, currents deep enough to only surface in my dreams, which are usually haunted by dinosaurs, both in metaphor and literally; however it is equally possible that I should probably get sleep and this need is being communicated in the fashion of my missives becoming increasingly incoherent
10:39:22 PM Caitlin: frankly, I think you're making a lot of sense, not incoherent at all, actually, the speaking in metaphors is really great, although the dinosaur thing was pretty funny
10:42:31 PM Doug: dinosaurs: they haunt me in the present and past, as manifestations of my past and present; they represent my fear of becoming obsolete and my fear of those who have become obsolete coming back to me; I can see no difference between nostalgia and an imminent sense of doom, as they have the same meaning: that you are growing farther from your prehistoric beginnings and middles and drawing ever closer, ever inevitably, to your ends
10:43:13 PM Caitlin: I am.... stunned, in all sense of the word
10:43:42 PM Caitlin: completely speechless, I have nothing to say (for once)
10:46:58 PM Doug: a lack of words speaks volumes in and of itself; from its context may be derived its meaning, through study and observation. may it mean that the nonspeaker truly has nothing to say? doubtful. may it mean that nothing is dared spoken, lest an onslaught be provoked? or that nothing short of an expletive would be suitable to say, yet unsuitable to say outside of one's own mind? or can it mean something innocent, a plea or request for more time, to think of something appropriate or constructive, or, inversely, a response to deconstruct previous words?
10:48:27 PM Caitlin: wow...
10:48:39 PM Caitlin: words can be so powerful when used constructively
10:53:41 PM Doug: words have a power to construct and deconstruct, and neither is objectively better than the other; words can be constructed to harm, built into a mental siege weapon, or they may be constructed into something beautiful, a work of ages and love; equally may they deconstruct previous, malignant structures, removing thorns from paws, as well as deconstructing all that might stand for benevolence, those fragile structures that are what we call the human psyche; they may build a man up, turn him into a king, or rip someone into shreds, in meaning as close to literal as possible while remaining entirely metaphorical. words have power beyond any physical instrument. no sword can break man's spirit.
10:55:02 PM Caitlin: wow..... those aren't just words.... that's art
10:56:15 PM Doug: art is subjective and you know I just cannot keep up talking like that
10:56:21 PM Caitlin: haha
10:56:25 PM Caitlin: I figured it would end soon
10:56:46 PM Caitlin: I really must talk to you more, it's highly enjoyable, very amazing, and simply graceful
10:57:04 PM Doug: I'm much more entertaining in the evening
10:57:12 PM Caitlin: well, I'll remember that
10:57:52 PM Doug: the little editor in my head goes away and I'm unencumbered by things like social necessity and grammatical structure and I really don't know when to stop typing
10:58:34 PM Caitlin: well, it's lovely, and not knowing when to stop sometimes helps because then more amazement is a result
10:58:45 PM Doug: sometimes
10:58:50 PM Caitlin: it did tonight
10:58:57 PM Doug: I was in rare form

So I do

2005-12-20T22:55:00.000-05:00

10:27:28 PM Seth: Which Arcade Fire song was your favorite?
10:27:36 PM Doug: Rebellion (Lies)
10:29:08 PM Seth: I'll..get to eventually
10:30:06 PM Doug: it's good
10:30:14 PM Doug: after that, Une Annee Sans Lumiere
10:50:40 PM Seth: Crown of Love is their best..
10:50:49 PM Doug: it's pretty good
10:50:56 PM Doug: I don't know, it lays on the angst a little thick
10:51:21 PM Seth: You lay on gay a little thick

Context

2005-12-19T22:59:00.000-05:00

10:56:39 PM Ben: oh man! whenever I listen to David Bowie music I used to get mental images of sexy chicks but now they've been replaced by Henry Winkler in The Water Boy when he's in high heels and talking on the unplugged phone
10:56:44 PM Ben: I just can't really focus right now

Competition?

2005-12-19T22:34:00.000-05:00

10:32:03 PM Ben: y'know, I should make uh...Comforty, the opposite of Botherly and put embarrassing things you say on there
10:32:13 PM Doug: but
10:32:20 PM Doug: if it were the opposite…
10:32:22 PM Ben: a counter-reformation
10:32:24 PM Ben: shut up!
10:32:34 PM Ben: no one likes you or your so-called logic!

A/S/L?

2005-12-19T21:40:00.000-05:00

9:35:06 PM Ben: sup dawg
9:35:13 PM Dougie: nm u?
9:35:25 PM Ben: fdik
9:35:35 PM Dougie: roflomglol
9:35:52 PM Ben: a/s/l?
9:36:00 PM Dougie: 14/f/ca
9:36:18 PM Ben: 15/m/ca
9:36:24 PM Ben: wanna huk up?
9:36:36 PM Dougie: lets go 2 the mcdonalds
9:36:41 PM Ben: k
9:36:52 PM Ben: you...you're like 45!
9:36:55 PM Ben: and a dude!
9:36:59 PM Dougie: so are you!
9:37:09 PM Ben: heh heh...let's get a burger...
9:37:22 PM Dougie: heh…

Fathers of Invention

2005-12-16T21:53:00.000-05:00

9:50:04 PM Dougie: Tim Berners-Lee has a blog
9:50:08 PM Quiggy: hence why masturbation was invented

The study of the earth

2005-12-12T17:23:00.000-05:00

5:04:19 PM Dougie: so
5:04:25 PM Dougie: I'm thinking about inventing geology
5:05:56 PM Quiggy: buh?
5:06:06 PM Dougie: I don't know though
5:06:11 PM Dougie: the world might not be ready for it
5:06:31 PM Quiggy: wtf?
5:06:40 PM Dougie: what do you think?
5:06:46 PM Dougie: think people can handle it?
5:06:58 PM Quiggy: wtf are you talking about?
5:07:16 PM Dougie: what?
5:07:29 PM Quiggy: inventing geology?
5:07:32 PM Dougie: yeah
5:08:01 PM Quiggy: what are you talking about?
5:08:08 PM Dougie: what?
5:08:17 PM Dougie: you just...
5:08:31 PM Dougie: inventing geology!
5:08:45 PM Quiggy: I have no idea what you're talking about
5:08:51 PM Dougie: dude
5:08:54 PM Dougie: it's not that hard
5:09:03 PM Dougie: I'm thinking about inventing geology
5:09:05 PM Dougie: you know?
5:09:10 PM Quiggy: no, I don't
5:09:12 PM Quiggy: explain to me
5:09:12 PM Dougie: the study of the earth?
5:09:18 PM Quiggy: yes, how will you invent that?
5:09:38 PM Dougie: what kind of question is that?
5:09:48 PM Quiggy: its already been done
5:10:10 PM Dougie: what's its?
5:10:36 PM Quiggy: the invention of geology
5:10:40 PM Quiggy: are you trying to be stupid?
5:10:56 PM Dougie: no, are you?
5:11:00 PM Quiggy: no
5:11:04 PM Quiggy: explain in greater detail
5:11:16 PM Dougie: there's no more detail to give
5:11:28 PM Quiggy: ...
5:12:04 PM Dougie: I really don't see what's so hard to understand about this
5:12:20 PM Quiggy: wtf do you mean by inventing geology??????
5:12:23 PM Quiggy: its already been done!
5:12:31 PM Dougie: what is its!?
Could not send because Quiggy is not available. (5:14:03 PM)
5:14:13 PM Dougie: did you block me?
5:14:41 PM Quiggy: no
5:14:43 PM Quiggy: well
5:14:44 PM Quiggy: yes
5:14:50 PM Dougie: that wasn't nice
5:15:04 PM Quiggy: dude, explain it to me as if I was stupid
5:15:14 PM Dougie: ugh
5:15:16 PM Dougie: you know
5:15:18 PM Dougie: never mind
5:15:27 PM Dougie: let's just forget it

That was just confusing

2005-12-01T21:39:00.000-05:00

The other day I saw a Papa John's delivery car going through the drive-through of an Arby's.

Masochism

2005-11-08T21:30:00.000-05:00

Chaps, originally uploaded by dougward.

Happy birthday!

2005-10-30T16:08:00.000-05:00

It was one year ago today that Botherly got its start. Woo!

The All-Seeing Eye

2005-10-23T13:34:00.000-05:00

Dougie (2:22:20): that's not what I'm worrying about, I know I'm not doing anything wrong
Quiggy (2:23:30): then what are you worrying about?
Dougie (2:23:51): it just freaks me out that Google might direct their fearful giant flaming eye at me!
Quiggy (2:25:37): so this is Google?
Dougie (2:25:47): YES
Dougie (2:25:50): minus the evil
Dougie (2:25:56): triple the terror and power

"Very double-jointed"

2005-10-21T18:35:00.000-05:00

I'm hyper-extensible; does that turn you on?

Tiger, tiger, burning bright

2005-10-12T20:23:00.000-05:00

Quiggy (9:19:07): are you on medical leave for the rest of the school year?
Dougie (9:19:19): not yet, but probably
Quiggy (9:19:48): seriously?
Dougie (9:20:13): NO IT'S AN ELABORATE RUSE I'VE SPENT THE LAST THREE WEEKS IN BORNEO FIGHTING TIGERS

Mmmm Mmmm Baby

2005-10-05T20:06:00.000-05:00

Seth (8:57:48): Holy crap Katie Holmes is pregnant
Seth (8:57:53): Tom Cruise being the eventual father
Dougie (8:57:59): yeah
Dougie (8:58:04): poor girl
Seth (8:58:08): That is..crazy
Dougie (8:58:09): she has a demon child in her
Seth (8:58:14): And Tom Cruise is 43..
Seth (8:58:28): Even though he looks like he could be..3..5
Dougie (8:58:29): they're just going to eat the baby you know
Seth (8:59:00): Well..Katie Holmes is..fairly attractive I guess
Dougie (8:59:13): because they're scientologists
Dougie (8:59:22): and a scientologist's favorite food is baby

Snapple + Keyboard = Disaster

2005-10-03T16:17:00.000-05:00

Ben (5:10:50): NOOOO
Dougie (5:11:08): ': |
Ben (5:11:12): SNAPPLE...EVEWHE
Ben (5:11:16): ON KEYBOAD
Dougie (5:12:01): keep a lid on it
Ben (5:12:38): I THO6UGHT TH3ER3E WAS
Ben (5:12:44): OH GOD MY K3EYBORAD IS DE3AD
Ben (5:12:56): THE CAPS LOCK LIGHT IS OFF, GODDAMNIT

They qualify

2005-09-20T20:13:00.000-05:00

Quiggy (9:09:20): what's something cool that would be even cooler if it had the lich template attached?
Dougie (9:09:29): gnomes
Quiggy (9:09:36): ...no
Quiggy (9:09:38): some monster
Dougie (9:09:42): oh
Dougie (9:09:45): elves
Quiggy (9:09:49): ...
Dougie (9:09:59): what?

Demands

2005-08-30T22:57:00.000-05:00

8:46:21 PM Dougie: "If I were a car, I'd be a Mustang convertible -- fast and topless on demand."
8:46:29 PM Dougie: sorry, had to say it
8:46:32 PM Rachel: Dougie
8:46:47 PM Dougie: it's true, I am both those things!
8:46:57 PM Rachel: At least you didn't want me to say it
8:47:09 PM Dougie: oh no
8:47:14 PM Dougie: never
8:47:15 PM Dougie: actually
8:47:27 PM Rachel: Never?
8:47:31 PM Dougie: well...
8:47:33 PM Dougie: mmh
8:47:34 PM Dougie: no
8:48:09 PM Rachel: Why not?
8:48:17 PM Rachel: Now I want to know
8:48:18 PM Dougie: well...
8:48:25 PM Dougie: mostly the on-demand part
8:48:34 PM Dougie: it's not necessarily my demand
8:48:48 PM Rachel: =-O
8:48:55 PM Dougie: and in the words of The Bug, "stop ogling my woman you horny fanboy bastards!"
8:49:17 PM Rachel: *Gasp*
8:49:21 PM Rachel: Hah hah hah

Maybe it's not poison ivy

2005-08-23T18:37:00.000-05:00

7:24:03 PM Ben: I have poison ivy
7:24:20 PM Ben: on my scrotum
7:24:57 PM Dougie: interesting
7:25:08 PM Ben: and it really really sucks
7:25:25 PM Dougie: you're serious?
7:25:44 PM Ben: gods yes!
7:25:53 PM Ben: it's horrible!
7:25:56 PM Dougie: hahaha
7:25:59 PM Dougie: awesome
7:26:04 PM Ben: I have it everywhere!
7:26:16 PM Ben: on my legs, really bad on my arm, on my neck, even on my eyelids
7:26:57 PM Dougie: what were you doing?
7:27:07 PM Ben: playing with dogs
7:27:15 PM Dougie: ...scrotum?
7:27:18 PM Ben: and then touching various parts of my body
7:27:20 PM Dougie: "playing"?
7:27:34 PM Ben: oh come on
7:27:45 PM Dougie: ': |
7:28:03 PM Ben: I touched them after they were running around outside through the poison ivy then I scrached myself or something
7:28:12 PM Dougie: dude...
7:28:24 PM Dougie: homosexual bestiality is all right for some but it freaks me right out
7:28:32 PM Ben: ha ha ha ha
7:28:42 PM Ben: I'm assuming that's an Overcompensating reference?
7:28:46 PM Dougie: yeah
7:28:50 PM Ben: good
7:28:53 PM Dougie: and it's so, so suitable
7:29:17 PM Ben: you're worse than Gus
7:29:26 PM Dougie: how's that?
7:29:45 PM Ben: I can't say anything to him without being yelled at or having him make a comment about me and my dogs
7:29:53 PM Dougie: well, dude
7:29:55 PM Dougie: c'mon
7:30:10 PM Dougie: "I have poison ivy on my scrotum ... I was playing with my dogs"
7:30:17 PM Dougie: how is that supposed to sound!?

Loathsome bug

2005-08-20T10:45:00.000-05:00

Mt. McLargeHuge bug
Originally uploaded by dougward.

This is starting to annoy the hell out of me.

September 4th: It looks like it has been fixed, don't know when exactly.

I know the difference

2005-08-14T14:57:00.000-05:00

3:55:52 PM Ben: 1-8 on Wednesday
3:55:54 PM Ben: par-tay
3:56:20 PM Dougie: like, "par-tay" par-tay?
3:56:29 PM Dougie: or par-tay par-tay?
3:56:44 PM Dougie: or even par-tay par-tay?
3:56:53 PM Ben: it's a par-tay par-tay
3:56:57 PM Dougie: ahhhh

My god he is emo

2005-07-29T20:54:00.000-05:00

9:52:54 PM Ben: every day feels like an eternity
9:52:56 PM Ben: nothing is nothing
9:53:00 PM Ben: anything is everything

One line

2005-06-14T20:06:00.000-05:00

9:06:04 PM Gabo: i want to suck your body fluids

I was hoping he'd forget

2005-06-11T10:28:00.000-05:00

11:17:03 AM Dougie: is there anything special I should bring to D&D?
11:17:19 AM Ben: I doubt it
11:17:49 AM Dougie: you sure?
11:18:04 AM Ben: I think so
11:18:20 AM Dougie: so you don't know
11:18:31 AM Ben: no
11:18:41 AM Ben: just bring your books and papers and pencil
11:18:47 AM Dougie: HAH
11:18:51 AM Dougie: what about my dice!?
11:18:54 AM Ben: oh yeah
11:18:56 AM Ben: those too
11:19:12 AM Ben: and your willingness to participate
11:19:15 AM Ben: and not get off topic
11:19:17 AM Dougie: aw
11:19:18 AM Ben: and yourself
11:19:20 AM Ben: bring yourself
11:19:24 AM Ben: CLOTHING
11:19:26 AM Ben: BRING CLOTHING
11:19:27 AM Dougie: dammit!

Great Old Ones

2005-06-02T18:14:00.000-05:00

9:33:44 PM Ben: http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript?SK=85
9:35:20 PM Dougie: my bard really needs to do that
9:35:27 PM Ben: totally
9:35:33 PM Ben: the call of Banjulhu
9:35:34 PM Dougie: cthuluthu
9:35:43 PM Dougie: cthuLUTEhu
9:35:50 PM Ben: oh jesus
9:35:57 PM Dougie: glee!

Damn you Moby

2005-05-22T19:26:00.000-05:00

Because of your music video I can't listen to Beautiful without thinking about furries.

Lap

2005-05-17T18:45:00.000-05:00

7:43:42 PM Ben: by the way
7:43:50 PM Ben: you have a grotesquely long tongue
7:43:52 PM Ben: lucky bastard
7:43:54 PM Dougie: :-p

Spiderclimb

2005-05-05T15:52:00.000-05:00

Do you ever get an urge to just run, jump, and cling to a chain-link fence?

Plans for Mortality

2005-04-27T12:04:00.000-05:00

If I'm ever mortally wounded, I plan to crawl into a ventilation system. Preferably it would belong to one of my enemies, but it's not absolutely necessary.

If I had a chicken farm

2005-04-11T10:46:00.000-05:00

I'd advertise them as Tuna of the Land.

Nokia must die

2005-03-18T14:19:00.000-05:00

(13:53:37) Dougie: I think I just blew out a vein in my neck
(13:53:51) Quiggy: me too
(13:58:10) Dougie: ...
(13:58:32) Quiggy: is its mouth ejaculating??
(13:59:07) Dougie: I... don't... WANT... to know
(13:59:24) Dougie: does he have a gold tooth!?
(13:59:37) Quiggy: apparently
(14:00:21) Dougie: oh no I spilled my drugs!
(14:00:33) Quiggy: hahahaha
(14:02:18) Dougie: elevator doors of DOOM
(14:02:49) Quiggy: *holds gun to head*
(14:02:53) Quiggy: *pulls trigger*
(14:03:01) Dougie: run children run!
(14:03:02) Quiggy: *loads gun*
(14:03:04) Quiggy: *tries again*
(14:03:14) Quiggy: OH GOD!
(14:03:19) Quiggy: IT'S JACKO!
(14:04:22) Dougie: yes, right there Billy
(14:04:35) Quiggy: ...
(14:05:18) Dougie: oh god
(14:05:33) Quiggy: IT BURNS!!!!!
(14:06:51) Dougie: police lineup
(14:07:04) Quiggy: Tittaho???
(14:07:07) Quiggy: TITTAHO???
(14:07:18) Dougie: change it to tittava
(14:08:48) Dougie: serious case of lice
(14:09:02) Quiggy: hahahaha
(14:09:16) Quiggy: send that in to Dave as a Brain Takeover Alert
(14:09:25) Dougie: you can
(14:09:57) Dougie: I think those 'shrooms were bad
(14:10:09) Quiggy: hahahaha
(14:10:58) Dougie: save our souls
(14:11:24) Quiggy: you call that SHOW TEETH?
(14:13:38) Dougie: holy shit
(14:13:56) Quiggy: double-ewe tee eff?
(14:14:23) Dougie: it's just a jump to the left!
(14:14:36) Quiggy: indeed
(14:14:53) Quiggy: were these all done in Mario Paint or something?
(14:15:09) Dougie: [no comment]
(14:15:25) Quiggy: I'm gonna have nightmares
(14:16:44) Dougie: I... oh, god!
(14:17:01) Quiggy: make it stop
(14:17:03) Quiggy: !
(14:17:14) Dougie: I can't!!!!!!!!
(14:17:30) Quiggy: please tell me these were drawn by a hobo!
(14:17:42) Dougie: shiny white!
(14:17:54) Quiggy: OH MY GOD!
(14:18:19) Dougie: he's sucking out my sooooooooooul!

Howdy pardner

2005-03-15T21:46:00.000-05:00

Sheriff Geek-Ninja (in White Suit) contemplates his 701 kills, the fact that his body is entirely composed of gunshots (note his missing face, a casualty to a missile), and where to go from here.

I'm helpful!

2005-03-15T19:58:00.000-05:00

(19:53:28) Quiggy: in what chapter of TKM does Atticus say that its a sin to kill a mockingbird?
(19:56:50) Dougie: eleventeen
(19:57:08) Quiggy: thanks
(19:57:15) Dougie: welcome

2005-03-11T21:32:00.000-05:00

Think Different

2005-03-11T14:33:00.000-05:00

What the hell!?

Bear with me

2005-03-10T21:50:00.000-05:00

This is a long one, but there's a point. See, I'm fairly sure this girl has a thing for me. One indication is that she tends to take everything I say seriously. She didn't even notice when I turned Ghetto on her. Anyway... Botherly'd.

(21:24:37) Sonja: hello again
(21:24:42) Dougie: well hello!
(21:24:49) Dougie: how are things?
(21:25:02) Sonja: ok
(21:25:21) Sonja: i'm watching indiana jones
(21:25:24) Sonja: it's quite fun
(21:25:35) Dougie: which one?
(21:25:54) Sonja: the last crusade
(21:25:59) Dougie: ah
(21:26:03) Sonja: yeah it's classic
(21:26:10) Dougie: totally
(21:27:06) Sonja: especially when they're in the castle and sean connery says "JUNIOR!"
(21:27:34) Dougie: I [heart] Sean Connery
(21:28:13) Sonja: me too!
(21:28:18) Sonja: he was the best bond
(21:28:36) Dougie: totally
(21:28:48) Dougie: Pierce Brosnan's a poncey poofter
(21:28:56) Sonja: are you going to see the new indiana movie when it comes out?
(21:29:13) Sonja: i can't wait, even if ford is old and grey
(21:29:33) Dougie: definitely
(21:30:10) Sonja: i like brosnan, but he just doesn't have enough class
(21:30:31) Dougie: he's a pretty boy
(21:31:02) Dougie: I don't have time for pretty boys
(21:31:24) Sonja: i make time
(21:31:28) Sonja: ok that sounded bad
(21:31:29) Dougie: ooh
(21:31:31) Dougie: nah
(21:31:33) Dougie: it was sassy
(21:32:25) Sonja: haha
(21:33:14) Sonja: well, of all the "actors', name one that could pull off bond
(21:33:32) Dougie: Sean Connery
(21:34:03) Sonja: under 50
(21:34:16) Dougie: ooh
(21:34:27) Dougie: Sean Connery thirty years ago?
(21:34:48) Sonja: yes
(21:35:13) Sonja: did you know they named cary grant the no. 1 actor of all time?
(21:35:18) Sonja: i beg to differ
(21:35:27) Dougie: preposterous
(21:35:50) Dougie: Gregory Peck
(21:35:53) Sonja: true, he put the s in suave but he only has one expression
(21:35:56) Dougie: so Gregory Peck
(21:36:02) Sonja: oh yes gregory peck
(21:36:11) Dougie: woooo!
(21:36:17) Sonja: yes please
(21:36:33) Dougie: mmmm mmmm
(21:37:03) Sonja: i vote audrey for no. 2
(21:40:06) Sonja: ben kingsley is pretty amazing too
(21:40:21) Dougie: sho' nuff
(21:40:26) Dougie: true dat
(21:41:15) Sonja: i mean, have you seen gandhi?
(21:41:30) Dougie: no, has he finally put on some weight?
(21:42:20) Sonja: you'd be surprized
(21:42:45) Sonja: i'm his no.1 fan
(21:43:20) Dougie: hey, who isn't?
(21:43:49) Dougie: so, what's shakin'?
(21:43:52) Sonja: wait, are we talking about gandhi or kingsley?
(21:44:01) Sonja: both?
(21:44:06) Dougie: both
(21:44:28) Sonja: ok good
(21:44:42) Sonja: um, nothing really is shakin'
(21:44:53) Sonja: except i'm going to california next week
(21:44:57) Dougie: oh nice
(21:45:21) Sonja: yup
(21:45:28) Dougie: what part of Cali are you gonna be in?
(21:45:43) Sonja: san fransisco
(21:45:48) Dougie: very nice
(21:45:57) Sonja: but i'm making my mom drive us to monterey
(21:46:27) Sonja: i'm going to bring steinbeck!
(21:46:38) Dougie: *shudder*
(21:46:44) Dougie: Steinbeck is a jerk
(21:46:59) Sonja: how so?
(21:47:06) Dougie: Monterey is nice, though
(21:47:06) Dougie: well
(21:47:17) Dougie: he never phoned his mom on her birthday
(21:47:41) Sonja: that's sad
(21:47:41) Dougie: and I hated Of Mice and Men
(21:47:50) Sonja: his books were a little naturalistic too...
(21:47:54) Dougie: yeah
(21:48:01) Sonja: i haven't read that
(21:48:06) Dougie: good
(21:48:07) Dougie: don't
(21:48:10) Sonja: ok
(21:48:24) Sonja: well, gotta go!
(21:48:33) Dougie: byez!

Zorz code

2005-03-07T18:55:00.000-05:00

(18:43:54) Quiggy: yoZorz
(18:44:18) Dougie: noZorz
(18:44:39) Quiggy: hiZorz
(18:44:59) Dougie: biZorz
(18:45:17) Quiggy: helloZorz
(18:45:45) Dougie: yellowZorz
(18:46:09) Quiggy: no-rhymingZorz
(18:46:26) Dougie: go-slimingZorz
(18:46:48) Quiggy: Zorz
(18:47:13) Dougie: Zorz
(18:47:28) Quiggy: fuckZorz
(18:47:45) Dougie: duckZorz
(18:47:57) Quiggy: stop saying Zorz! .... Zorz
(18:49:32) Dougie: I won'tZorz
(18:49:42) Quiggy: haZorz
(18:49:46) Quiggy: doesn't rhymeZorz
(18:50:24) Dougie: you're a clownZorz
(18:50:49) Quiggy: nor does thatZorz
(18:51:21) Dougie: you're a piece of scatZorz
(18:51:50) Quiggy: you have scat fetishZorz
(18:52:03) Dougie: you're shaped like a radishZorz
(18:52:16) Quiggy: orangeZorz!
(18:52:18) Quiggy: haZorz!
(18:52:25) Dougie: baZorz
(18:52:39) Quiggy: orangeZorz
(18:52:54) Dougie: duck a l'orangeZorz
(18:53:09) Quiggy: you can't rhyme orange with orangeZorz
(18:53:37) Dougie: I just didZorz
(18:53:51) Quiggy: you're going to post this on Botherly, aren't youZorz?

2005-03-06T17:54:00.000-05:00

z0mg, I am so 1337

Où êtes-vous, pantalon?

2005-03-01T19:38:00.000-05:00

Doug: Avez-vous mes pantalon?
Emma: Non, désolée.
Doug: Zut alors.
Emma: Pourquoi?
Doug: Je suis sans pantalon!
Emma: Où est les?
Doug: Je ne sais pas...
Doug: Ils ont allé!

Hehehe

2005-02-18T19:57:00.000-05:00

(19:51:38) Ben: I'm not getting up
(19:51:43) Dougie: heeeeeee
(19:51:47) Dougie: *snicker*
(19:52:16) Dougie: you can't get it up!
(19:52:28) Ben: OH GOD I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU

2005-02-16T20:06:00.000-05:00

Chaos Theory my arse

Q.E.D.

2005-02-11T16:24:00.000-05:00

(16:19:43) Dougie: Wigu?
(16:19:50) Ben: pffff
(16:19:55) Ben: it doesn't really exist
(16:20:02) Dougie: yes, it does
(16:20:11) Ben: prove it!
(16:20:16) Dougie: disprove it
(16:20:22) Ben: unprove it!
(16:20:29) Dougie: antiprove it
(16:20:56) Dougie: improve it
(16:20:59) Dougie: exprove it
(16:21:02) Dougie: transprove it
(16:21:15) Ben: reprove it!
(16:21:22) Dougie: preprove it
(16:21:27) Dougie: postprove it
(16:21:34) Dougie: perprove it
(16:21:37) Ben: proprove it
(16:21:56) Dougie: conprove it
(16:22:18) Ben: petriprove it
(16:22:21) Dougie: teleprove it
(16:22:40) Ben: leteprove it
(16:22:42) Dougie: subprove it
(16:22:47) Dougie: superprove it
(16:22:52) Ben: hyperprove it
(16:22:56) Ben: hypoprove it
(16:22:58) Dougie: ultraprove it
(16:22:59) Ben: isoprove it
(16:23:03) Ben: megaprove it
(16:23:08) Ben: microprove it
(16:23:10) Ben: nanoprove it
(16:23:13) Dougie: macroprove it
(16:23:13) Ben: macroprove it
(16:23:15) Ben: damn...
(16:23:15) Dougie: hah!

2005-02-07T21:35:00.000-05:00

Now that's a coincidence.

2005-02-07T09:02:00.000-05:00

Ignore this picture, please.

Spontaneous

2005-02-02T17:11:00.000-05:00

50 invites? Where'd those come from?

Note: This picture not edited in any way.

Thermodynamics?

2005-02-01T16:15:00.000-05:00

Why do you boil water to make iced tea?

Ooey Ooey GUI

2005-01-22T14:06:00.000-05:00

(14:04:28) Quiggy: is there a way to just put pure text onto a widget's GUI?
(14:04:41) Dougie: whaddaya mean?
(14:04:47) Dougie: like a textArea?
(14:04:50) Quiggy: yeah
(14:04:57) Dougie: yes
(14:05:01) Dougie: it's called a textArea

Europop

2005-01-12T15:14:00.000-05:00

(15:12:44) Ben: I was rolling around on the pole vaulting pit and then I touched a metal dealy on it and it was long and blue and it hurt like hell
(15:12:49) Dougie: heh heh heh
(15:12:51) Dougie: like me!
(15:12:55) Ben: you're blue?
(15:13:03) Dougie: if I was green I would die
(15:13:08) Ben: ...

Now, a word from our sponsors

2005-01-09T21:14:00.000-05:00

(21:08:39) Dougie: you know you make me wanna shout
(21:08:40) Dougie: shout!
(21:09:01) Dougie: say that you love me
(21:09:06) Dougie: say that you want me
(21:09:10) Dougie: say that you need me
(21:09:14) Dougie: come on now
(21:09:17) Dougie: come on now
(21:09:33) Rachel: Oh god!
(21:09:42) Dougie: shout!
(21:09:44) Dougie: shout!
(21:09:46) Dougie: shout!
(21:09:53) Dougie: yeah, yeah, y-yeah!
(21:10:08) Rachel: Yeah
(21:10:12) Rachel: Your crazy
(21:10:18) Dougie: shout!
(21:10:21) Dougie: come on, now!
(21:10:23) Dougie: shout!
(21:10:28) Dougie: a little bit softer now
(21:10:29) Dougie: shout!
(21:10:34) Dougie: a little bit softer now
(21:10:35) Dougie: shout
(21:10:39) Dougie: a little bit softer now
(21:10:41) Dougie: shout
(21:10:46) Dougie: a little bit louder now
(21:10:47) Dougie: shout
(21:10:53) Dougie: a litle bit louder now
(21:10:54) Dougie: shout!
(21:11:09) Dougie: hey, hey, heyyy!
(21:11:20) Dougie: jump up and shout now!
(21:11:22) Dougie: shout!
(21:11:29) Dougie: shout shout shout shout shout shout!

I didn't say where

2005-01-04T19:25:00.000-05:00

(19:24:15) Quiggy:

(19:23:18) Spork: So Ive kissed more girls than you have
(19:23:32) Quiggy: .....shuddup

(19:24:21) Dougie: :-p
(19:24:32) Dougie: but you've kissed more guys then she has
(19:24:42) Quiggy: >:-O

Note to self:

2005-01-01T22:10:00.000-05:00

(22:09:03) Dougie: I just thought of an awesome name for underwear
(22:09:08) Dougie: the Pythong!
(22:09:19) Rachel: Heh heh heh
(22:09:22) Rachel: Oh yeah!

2005-01-01T17:21:00.000-05:00

Um...

2005-01-01T17:17:00.000-05:00

Beta: Nature's way of disguising weak products

iAmish

2004-12-28T13:06:00.000-05:00

(13:04:33) Dougie: I thought of the best reality show!
(13:04:40) Dougie: AMISH MAKEOVER!
(13:04:48) Ben: ha ha ha ha ha
(13:04:55) Ben: perfect for Fox
(13:04:58) Ben: it's so horrible
(13:04:59) Dougie: yep!
(13:05:17) Dougie: they kidnap some Amish and subject them to beautification!
(13:05:24) Dougie: it's genius
(13:05:27) Ben: oh god...
(13:05:42) Dougie: you know, trim their beards, give them iPods, and so on
(13:05:48) Dougie: dye their hair
(13:05:57) Dougie: tatoo 'em with obscenities
(13:06:07) Ben: iPods are part of beautification?
(13:06:12) Dougie: well, duh
(13:06:20) Ben: of course

2004-12-28T04:43:00.000-05:00

Beautiful. That makes me feel real good.

Blah la la la la

2004-12-27T21:44:00.001-05:00

(21:24:06) Ransom: lah
(21:24:20) Dougie: blah?
(21:24:34) Ransom: no lah
(21:25:32) Dougie: ah

Twenty minutes!?

2004-12-27T21:44:00.000-05:00

(20:59:27) Gabo: wats up
(20:59:32) Dougie: not much
(20:59:33) Dougie: you?
(21:01:45) Gabo has gone away.

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(21:19:30) Gabo: meh
(21:19:52) Dougie: what?
(21:19:56) Gabo: ?
(21:20:02) Gabo: you asked whats up and i said meh
(21:20:09) Dougie: are you responding to the question I asked twenty minutes ago?
(21:20:11) Dougie: you are!

2004-12-27T11:08:00.000-05:00

I'm frightened...

2004-12-16T16:19:00.000-05:00

*Good* buddy icon.

Mumbles

2004-11-30T20:36:00.000-05:00

I have squandered my resistance for a pocketful of mumbles, such are promises.

2004-11-27T20:31:00.000-05:00

Mwahaha/Wheee!

2004-11-27T19:52:00.000-05:00

Thanks be to Quiggy

2004-11-23T20:24:00.000-05:00

AAIGH!

Rhymemaster Dougie!

2004-11-22T14:13:00.000-05:00

(14:09:59) Dougie: There once was a boy named Ben
Who lived quite near a glen
There were some sheep
And while they were asleep
He scored a perfect ten!
(14:10:10) Ben: ha ha ha ha
(14:10:14) Ben: that's brilliant

2004-11-21T20:13:00.000-05:00

I'm a monster!

2004-11-19T17:26:00.000-05:00

Hello to you too

2004-11-19T17:22:00.000-05:00

Mmmm Mmmm Womble